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😡 GM, frens. WatBird know y'all miss mining. That why you gonna fkn loooooooove GAMEE's new Gold Fest event. ❤️ It have $500,000 in rewards. 💥 😍 sᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ.

🎄 Merry Watmas! If you celebrating today, WatBird hope you have a greeeeat fkn time, and that you win all the arguments with your family. 😅 If you don't celebrate (or if you already sick of your family) maybe play a little...? 😎 2026 gonna be good year. 🎉 Especially wen AlphaTon buy up to $1M in $WAT from open market. 😡 See ya soon, frens. ❤️

🙏 WatBird thank all frens who came to last night's heist. At least we tried. 😡 ᴡᴀᴛʙɪʀᴅ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴀʟʟᴇʏ ᴊᴀɪʟ ɴᴏᴛ sᴏ ʙᴀᴅ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ... It seem that we gonna need to enter tournaments n' stuff to get Red Beans and get our wings on $30K in rewards. 🈲 ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʟᴜᴄᴋ. ❤️

💡 WatBird Pro Tip: Don't follow the White Rabbit – wait for him to come to you. 😎 Btw, WatBird just bribe a GAMEE dev with much birdseed – he say me wat the prizes is in Azuki Alley Escape... ʜᴏʟʏ sʜ*ᴛ. Frens, top prize is epic. ❤️ 😡 Join me in the Alley – this fkn rabbit can't hide forever...

ɢᴍ ғʀᴇɴs! Happy Friday! ❤️ Y'all been takin' your memecoins to the New York Stock Exchange? 🪙 Oh, sorry. That just WatBird, right . 😡

🪙 Biiiiiig night, frens. Much birdseed. 😅

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🪙 Awesome $WAT news, frens! 🎉 A Nasdaq-listed company called AlphaTON say me they gonna buy up to $1M in WAT from open market. 😍 And also up to $3M in $GMEE... Maybe this also mean WatBird gonna get free trip to New York to see the "Nasdaq", watever that is. Hope you listened wen WatBird said you to HODL...? 😡 🪙 ᴛʜᴇ ғᴜᴛᴜʀᴇ ɪs ʏᴇʟʟᴏᴡ. 🪙

ᴡᴀᴛ ᴛғ ɪs ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴏɴ!? Unfortunately, WatBird contractually obliged to promote this new " GAMEE Tribes " TON collectible to frens. But didn't know they gonna move into my house wen I away. 😒 So. They stickers . They on TON . They animated . There a maaaaassive Telegram Gift prize pool for GAMEE Tribes hodlers. So go get whitelisted or watever. 😐 ᴍʀs ᴡᴀᴛʙɪʀᴅ ɢᴏᴛ sᴏᴍᴇ ғᴋɴ ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴs ᴛᴏ ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀ... 🤔

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sᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ ᴠᴀᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏᴠᴇʀ. 🌴 sᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜ sᴏᴏɴ. 😡

😡 GM. This week WatBird been lookin' at wat coming in Moon Cards. Biiiiiiig updates in the pipeline. Wow. 😍 Devs gonna need a looot of birdseed for energy. Wat you been doin', fren? This weekend, WatBird recommending: 🏆 Play Moon Cards tournaments . Soon there gonna be TON NFT tournament, so it gonna help if you not shit... 🙄 Electrocute a strawberry and see if you can make it come to life. My fr…